I'm putting your manhood to the test. This comprehensive masculinity assessment will evaluate how much of a man you are...or aren't. You'll have a series of yes or no questions to answer, covering your personal history, your arousal responses, your reactions to hypothetical scenarios, and your beta behaviors. You'll have tasks to perform. Comparisons to make. Masturbation instructions to obey -- or disobey.  Through this game, I'm going to identify and quantify your masculine deficiencies. I'm going to see exactly where you stand in the male pecking order. And once I do? I'm going to make you pay for each beta point you earn. I'm charging you for your inadequacies today. The less of a man you are, the more you'll pay in this game.