Hey, old man. Remember back in the day when you had game? Remember when your dick actually worked and you were a total ladies man? Yeah, that's not the case anymore. You're OLD now. Your dick only gets half hard, which means it's TOTALLY useless. Why would a woman fuck you when she can fuck a younger guy who has a dick that actually works? The choice is obvious to me. You're an obsolete, has-been loser with a heart condition and there is nothing sexy about you, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to tease you. I totally am and I'm totally going to encourage you to stroke to me. Do you think you can actually get that thing to work? I'll be the judge of that.