Sit down and let me keep you company while you eat with me. I do apologise in advanced for my table manners, I burp a lot and fart. I will have to leave you to take a dump too. I eat burgerking hamburger, chicken bits, fries and cheese balls with a cocacola. I get a lil hot midway so I change my top and I need to take off my tight leggings for my belly to breath. When I'm done eating I have a cheeky lttle ciggarette and tell you about my weekend. I thnk you for beng a good listener.
