No more rational thinking. No more logic. Give in to temptation. Give in to gooning. Your rational mind want to deny you pleasure. Your rational mind wants you to behave… pragmatically. Ew. That sounds fucking awful. Luckily, your rational mind is a weak little bitch, compared to your gooner brain. Your gooner brain bullies the fuck out of your rational brain. Don’t even bother trying to be productive. You’re jerking today. Your gooner brain agrees. Cancel your appointments. Cross off your whole fucking calendar. You have edging to do. Your gooner brain is on, and it agrees.