You like my leggings? I didn’t feel like getting all dressed up today, so I put these on in place of my usual hose or fishnets. And they gave me an idea. They’re so tight, you see, and less easy to stretch than hose or fishnets. If I had a full belly right now, they’d probably be uncomfortable. Very, very uncomfortable, even painful. I’d be extra aware of my belly fat because it would be so compressed, pushed backward into my body instead of hanging out. You see where I’m going with this? You’re a smart boy, and so resourceful, especially when it comes to stuffing your face. I’m sure you’ll be eager to listen to what I want you to do next.