It's a Friday night and I am desperate to leave so I can get to the club in time. I haven't done any of My chores though, so I ask you, My roommate, to do them for Me. You refuse, but I really need to leave, so I make you an offer you can't refuse. I offer to let you jerk off to My armpits. I tell you that I know you're an armpit freak, and this is your only opportunity. You take it. I begin to humiliate you for your fetish as you get closer and closer to orgasm. Right before the end I tell you that if you want to cum, you'll have to agree to pay My rent forever. Desperate to cum you agree. I laugh at you, and happily leave for the club. Maybe you can clean them when I get back.