Calling in the next patient in line! Hmm, let me see, I have here that you are scheduled for a prostate exam. Now, don't be alarmed. I can assure you that you have done the right thing. It's very important to take care of your health and get regular check ups. I'll walk and guide you through every step. It's an easy test to feel for any irregularities or firmness/ enlargement around your prostate area. I'm going to put a few drops on my fingers, swirl them around your pink rosebud and slowly slide them inside. That's it. Not too bad, eh? I can feel no abnormalities and you seem to have a very healthy prostate and ehm.. oh are am I seeing a bulging boner in your pants?! I can't believe it's turning you on! Wow, that was an easy test to find you 100% gay! Don't worry, you can easily conduct a self examination, don't deny how much a finger up your ass is turning you on....