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Are you ready to gain for me, my little piggy? I'm here to make you fat. I'm here to feed you until your belly bloats and expands, until your thighs get so flabby that they rub against each other as you waddle around. Get out a block of cheese, start stuffing your face with it, and don't stop. Each bite makes you fatter. Each swallow makes that belly grow. By the time you finish that block of cheese, you're so stuffed that you could explode. But guess what, piggy? I'm not satisfied with you yet. I want you to get even fatter, and that means you have a lot more to eat. It's time for a big dessert. Pretty soon you'll be so bloated that you won't even be able to stand up.