Don't be mad at me, you want to know where all your stuff went? It's right in this big belly! I ate it all! I found out how you cheated on me with the slut next door! So I ate all of your favorite things! So now, I have everything that you love, inside of me! And it feels so good, since you obviously don't love me enough to NOT cheat on me.In fact, maybe when this belly finally goes down.. you'll be lucky if I don't eat YOU
