You’ve never had sex. You can’t talk to women. You turn red and stumble over your words. Pathetic! You don’t even really speak well in general. Paying a female cashier is an ordeal for you. It’s an ordeal for her as well. She has to ask you to repeat yourself as you mumble and stammer. And that’s always how it is. Even with men sometimes. You’re just awkward at your core. Now, while this is embarrassing, it’s not THAT far outside of the norm. Some people have trouble with public interaction. And, if it were just that, it’d be excusable. But… your dick gets hard too. What the fuck. That’s seriously weird. You get sexual pleasure from your own ineptitude. Seriously, that’s what seals it. The other stuff is pretty boiler plate, but that’s fucked up. Fuck, you’re SUCH an awkward pathetic little loser.