You've been asking about my farts for so long. It seems like every time we talk, all you can think about is what I've eaten and whether I've passed gas! Well guess what... I finally found the food that gives a Goddess gas. Do you want to know what it is? Do you want me to compress your face under my ass cheeks and let one rip right up your nose? Well worship my ass really well and we'll see if I can make that happen for you... but only if you do exactly as I say - duh