Welcum to my boot camp, soldier! You can call me General Starr, or just la Generalísima. I want my boots spit-shined, my ass kissed and to see you squirm while I think about locking you up in my private bunker. Right now though, I'm taking a well deserved smoke break. You will serve as my ashtray and the object of my utter disapproval and disdain, all the while I´m rocking my vintage pin-up military cosplay look. And we're listening to my all time favorite, Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. Get cultured, Get into it, and drop down and give me 50, soldier!
