How dare you! No boyfriend of mine cheats on me, so I'm going to make you suffer the rest of your life! With the snap of my fingers I'll turn you into my panties, but don't be dumb enough to think you'll be the living in the crotch. You're going to reside on the back of my thong with your mouth open wide to taste all of my farts. To sniff, and lick every gas cloud that comes out of my ass. It will be torturous as I torment you while I go about my day, doing some yoga, laundry, even while I'm on the toilet. Don't think you'll get a break when I turn the lights out either... HAHAHA. Settle in sweetheart, this is only the beginning of your new life!