I visit my therapist after having a reoccurring dream that I'm not wearing and pants or panties. Always just a shirt, socks and shoes. He tells me to go bottomless for two weeks to cure the issue and also refers me to a great job opportunity. When I get home, I let my roommate know that I will be bottomless for the next two weeks. Then oddly enough at the job interview, the position requires me to be bottomless and to get into the building I need to scan my asshole. I was prepared from the job.