I can't deny the mesmerizing nature of watching a super fatty like me waddle around, jiggling with every move. Watch me strut up and down my hallway, wobbling from side to side with every step. Even my once muscular calves are now massive and jiggly with cankles the size of thin person's thigh. I even give you a cute little a faux-jog in my bikini that really puts me out of breath.