The 10 Rules of Being a Successful Whore: 1# Do not use dru.gs 2# Don't get involved with anyone beyond the four walls (But also get involved completely between four walls, no one deserves a mechanic bitch) 3# Always practice healthy eating (I admit that I need to improve) 4# Always use a condom, you don't want a fatherless ch.ild or a std 5# Don't spend all your money on things you don't need. 6# Don't be ashamed of what you do, be a proud bitch 7# Don't fall for the bullshit of wealthy clients, the movie A beautiful woman is fiction. 8# Be Independent 9# Don't just do it for the money 10# Never fall in love