Look what I found. A cute little condom for that teensy bb dick of yours. LOL. Okay, so it’s not really a condom. It’s a finger cot. But that’s what you have to do when you’re a freak of nature, right? You have to get creative and do the best with what you’ve got. And when your tiny dick is about the size of a finger, way too small to fit a real condom, you have to settle for one of these. Look how little it is in comparison to a true condom—not even an XXL condom, but an average-sized one for an average-sized dick. See how much lower than average you are? Do you feel inferior when you see this comparison? I hope you do because that’s exactly what you are. Inferior in everything that you do, right down to the size of your itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny dick.