I have a simple task for you today; break up with your girlfriend. She's a stupid, boring bitch and she is only holding you back from what you really need... ME. I am a cruel Goddess who wants to use you and throw you away like trash. Your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, however, is too sweet for that. BOOOORING. Your maternal figure LOVES her though, but that is your number one red flag. You're a humiliation addicted jerkaholic who has needs and there is no way you can fulfill them with that dumb bitch hanging around. Fuck your maternal figure. Fuck your dumb girlfriend. It's time to make a REAL commitment to the Goddess you should've been serving this whole time: Miss Tatum Kelly. So who's going to break up with her? You? Or me...?