I know we've been friends for a while, and I know you like me. I ALSO know that you're STILL a virgin, so I've decided to help you out and fuck you and take your virginity. Aren't you SO lucky?! You take out your cock and it's SO small that I can't help but giggle. I don't even know if I'll feel this tiny dick, but I'll give it a shot...or maybe you'll just remain a tiny dick virgin forever!