Hi Honey...I am glad you have a moment because there is something we need to discuss...I have been rather concerned about the girls you are dating lately....well..let's just say ...these kind of girls are not the girls I envisioned my son dating....I am from a catholic, conservative background and the girls you are dating...well they are quite wild....BAD girls with BAD reputations!!!! I don't want to hear why you are dating them....but I except you do date shy, sweet, nice girls...ones that end with a goodnight kiss on the cheek....and if you feel frustrated or pent up after your date with a GOOD GIRL....well then....honey....you come home to me! I am your mother and I will take care of ALL your needs.....Do you understand? Would you like me to give you a sampling of what I am talking about? I am so glad we could come to this agreement.....just pull down your pants darling and let mommy show you........ENJOY!