Recording my own FARTS making me up

I know I can't overdo it, but I always eat more than I really need! The result is that I'm about to go on a date and my belly is bloated with gas. I need to get rid of this fast. The solution is to fart a lot and hope that feeling goes away quickly. But when I start farting, I realize there will be a lot, so I better relax, laugh and even record these farts with my cell phone! And to tell you the truth, I love the smell of my farts! Oops, get ready, there comes one more...!