Step-Mommy has raised you since you were an itsy-bitsy man, no more than a centimeter tall. And now look at you. Why, you’re at least two inches! Still a tiny man, but now a fully grown one. I’m so proud of how you’ve turned out! But, you know, here comes a time in every fully grown man’s life when he has to a duty to give back to the person who raised him. In your case, that’s Step-Mommy. I mean, think about how much I did for you. Do you remember how I used to have to feed you? So much time and energy I spent on feeding you crumb after microscopic crumb on a little toothpick. I didn’t have to do any of that. I could’ve flushed you down the drain like a goldfish and saved myself years of trouble. But I didn’t. So it’s time to give back now, honey. Step-Mommy fed you. Now you’re going to feed Step-Mommy.