So many promises from so many lowly, idiot losers. So many false promises of tributes and gifts. But yet most of you that open your mouths are a bunch of whiny little liars. So you're going to learn to how to actually follow through for once. You're going to do anything you can to make me happy because you know you'll love the feeling of seeing my happy smiling face. Because your words are pointless. They don't make me feel anything, they don't excite me, they don't thrill me. What thrills me are gifts, cash, all the things you speak of but never do. Time to feel what it's like to stop being a little bitch.