We've known each other all our lives. I bullied you in school, yet you were still in love with Me. After some years, we reconnected, and seemingly got along. I told you I needed a roommate and you jumped at the chance to be near Me. One night, I call you into My room. I tell you I know you've always had feelings for Me, and I have some feelings for you too.. Not the same kind though. The truth is, I hate you! I think you are the biggest loser on the planet, and I want to put you in your place. I order you to lick and clean My filthy socks. You are mortified, but oblige, all the while being relentlessly berated by Me. To make matters worse, I confess I've been planning this for years. This has all been one big joke against your sorry existence. Oh, and I filmed the whole thing, too. It has been live streaming to everyone you know! Now every woman will know you're a complete idiot. No one will ever want you now!