I know you're secretly going to church and reading the bible behind my back, despite the fact that I forbade you to. It's time to give up Christianity and convert to Marinaism. Don't worry, I'll make it easy on you. You only need to remember a handful of holidays, most importantly GODDESS DAY, which is on May 22nd, MY BIRTHDAY. Now repeat after me: "Fuck God. I worship Marina Morrissey."
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