Your Weird Fetish: BURPS

So, I see from your clip purchase history you have a weird fetish: burping. Every damn clip you buy is a burping video. Well, from now on, you can ONLY listen to ME burp. Normally this would be a privilege. There's a catch though. I'm not very good at burping. I can do small burps, and a few big ones, but, well... we can't all be good at everything. Even me. So you may as well say goodbye to your fetish. Sucks to be you. You can look at my big bloated belly instead.