I’ve seen the way you’ve been looking at me. Ever since you moved back home you’ve been eyeing me and...well...despite us being family, I can hardly blame you! I know you’ve always been into bigger girls and while you were away, I put on so much weight! Why I’m even bigger than your fattest girlfriend, aren’t I? You can’t resist sneaking peeks at my newer, fatter frame, the shock evident at your smallest sibling becoming the biggest! I can see through it with you offering me sweets and second helpings at dinner, peeking through the open door, and staring at me. Let’s make a deal. If I keep gaining for you, then you have to take me shopping every time I outgrow my clothes! You can’t say no to my big fat belly and I’m going to keep getting bigger. You’re such a good step-bro, helping me grow and gain and become the fattest self I can be! Now...let’s go shopping.