Here we are in the bedroom, finally a little time alone, after a drab evening I've been looking forward to some fun with you. You've been so nervous all evening, there's no need to be. I take the lead but while pulling your trousers down I finally realise why you've been so shy tonight! Your cock is so tiny! Like a baby! It's almost... cute. That's something a dick should never be. I bet the only way to get a reaction from that little flap of skin sitting there would be from a teddy bear, it's like it stopped growing many, many years ago! I've looked after someone else's little ones tonight, I certainly don't need to add another to my list for the evening. What a let down.