These Converse are so filthy and battered! I ought to throw them out. Except, I wouldn't do that. That would be sacrilege when there are little pervs like you, eager to give them a good new home. They absolutely stink! I've been wearing them super tight, without socks to the gym to make sure they're super stinky for their new owner. I tell you how I'd make you untie the laces with your tongue and lick all the dirt off the rubber before letting you finally sniff my shoes and feet properly. That's heaven for a loser like you!
