I had been talking to Eric, this property manager in Vegas, for quite some time. I’ve been thinking about moving there for a while now, but I didn’t want to tie myself to a mortgage until I was sure. So after Eric and I go back and forth he says he’s found an apartment he's sure I will love. So I take a quick flight out to Vegas and arrive at the apartment, and to my surprise, Eric does not answer the door; instead, some thicc big-titted blonde is standing at the door! She was very upbeat and anxious to show me what the apartment had to offer. Little did I know she was going to let me christen the place even before I decided to sign a contract for it.