Dude...get a grip. I see you fixated on my alpha husband's crotch EVERY TIME WE HANG OUT. We all know you wish you were hung like him, hot like him. You can't be him so you want to service him like he deserves. But Like, you don't have to make it so obvious. LOL. Anyway...I can totally help you. Your wife is my best friend, and I love you both so much. You guys are our best friends. But like....my husband is taken, ok? And I can talk to your wife...I bet I could help you guys both be happier. You could get big dick, and she could get pleased too!! Everyone wins!!!