There we go, finished! My good boy is wearing your very first diaper of the day. Now, today Step-Mommy has very important directions for your diaper use. Are you ready to hear them? Listen carefully. I know I just put a fresh, clean diaper on your bottom—but you aren’t going to use it. Not. At. All. Are you confused? I’m sure you are. But it doesn’t matter. Step-Mommy has her reasons. Maybe, if you’re a very good boy while you play, I’ll share them with you a little later. For now, just sip your juice and concentrate on keeping that diaper clean and dry.