Lucky pig. I fried up a nice little batch of bacon for you, and I have even more frying up right now. Delicious salty, greasy bacon. If it’s heaven for a normal woman like me, I can’t imagine what it must be like for a fat-ass like you. Does fatty want a piece of bacon? If so, then fatty should probably get down on his knees and start oinking for it. Just like a pig eager for his meal of slop. Maybe when you’re finished, I’ll cool down all the grease in the pan and let you roll in it like a mud bath. Would you like that, you fat pig?