
What are your goals in life? Do you have a single one? That is what I thought. Real men aspire to set new personal records in the gym, but you are not a real man, are you? You just sit around all day fantasizing about girls who will never know you exist. But even you deserve to have a personal record, a goal you can actually achieve. You are going to set a new personal record in My store today. I encourage you to fill up your cart well past your means and you mindlessly obey. It is nice to finally accomplish something, isn’t it?
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