Welcome in, I understand the you have an exciting opportunity for me to invest in crypto currency. Do tell me all about it. Oh, you can show me the amazing increase in your portfolio’s wealth right now? I am very interested. You know, most men would be wary of getting so close to me, but not you. You are a risk taker. The greater the risk, the greater the reward, that is what they say isn’t it? You deserve a wonderful reward for bringing this to my attention, considering that I am known to prefer tangible wealth. In fact, the only thing that is attracting me to your bitcoin is the potential it has to buy more GOLD. Now, open one of those accounts for me, that’s what you are here for, isn’t it? Good boy. Now, initiate the transfer of your balance of the crypto into MY account. No of course I am not kidding, do I look like I am making a joke? Do it. It is one of the most arousing things I’ve ever seen, watching your currency leave your account and fill mine up. Look at you, frozen in place. Such a good boy. See MY pretty scarf, the way it easily wraps around MY perfect thigh? Come closer. I’m wrapping the rich silk around your neck. Now, this is the most arousing thing I can watch, the light going out in your eyes right after making ME rich. Thank-you for the gold….