Some of your female colleagues have made a few complaints about you and we've talked about these issues before. But now I know you've been watching porn at work! Really, it's a gross misconduct situation. However, since I'm the HR Director and have a lot of influence with the rest of the board, I might be able to pull a few strings to save you from being fired. You'll have to do whatever I say to save your job or you're fired. You're completely at my mercy and unfortunately for you, I'm a sadistic control freak who loves to take advantage of men in vulnerable situations.
