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Here I was at the sex shop, minding my own business, when all of a sudden.. I saw what I thought was going to be a yoga ball with handles and a dildo attached to it!!!! I WAS STOKED!!!! so I take it home, open the box, and go to blow it up only to realise it's basically a beach ball with a dildo attached to it.. New plan then! I'll fuck it till it pops! The "looners" will like that