*** Custom order; no names *** We've been dating for a while now and I feel that we've come upon the next step in our relationship. Something that requires more trust but certainly proves your commitment to me and my happiness... Of course I'm talking about money. You know you can't deny me of anything and every thing I want. At this point, I shouldn't have to ask--the funds should be immediately available to me. The shopping and spoils are inevitable, so what's the use in slowing things down? From now on, I want full access to your accounts. Those cards are going to be swiped for me anyways, I might as well be the one swiping them. Besides, this is a modern world: women aren't asking anymore for what they want, they're demanding. And I know how sexy it is for you to see me so independent, so powerful, so in control. So it's settled. You can leave those cards with me and we'll take this relationship and your statement balances to the next level!