Welcome to cheer practice! So you wanna join, Huh? Well there is one teensy, weensy problem, isn’t there? Can’t be on our team looking like that, because this is a girls-only team! So what you’re going to have to do is a series of steps to be able to be on our team. First, we’ll start with your hair – give you a nice girly haircut, throw a bow in it, that’ll do the trick. Then we’ll have to give you a fully transformative makeup look! Sparkly eyeshadow, pink lips, and flushed cheeks. And all that body hair? That has got to go. The girls and I are going to hold you down and wax all the unsightly hair from your body. We can’t forget tits, you’re going to need nice big tits in your top! Last but certainly not least, we’re going to have to pad your hips and ass so you have something to shake on the field! If you follow all my instructions and steps, I think you could be the new popular girl on the cheer squad!