Help, my belly is bursting! I’ve guzzled down six cream cakes and a strawberry milkshake and I think my tummy is going to explode! I moan as I roll and wriggle, trying to find a comfortable position with all that food lying heavy in my stomach. The cake soaks up the sloshing milkshake, making my gut groan and growl and gurgle. I squeeze and knead and jiggle and bounce and rub my poor belly, hoping to find some relief from the aching fullness. How long will this delicious agony last?