You and I have been chatting online for a while and we eventually decide to meet up at my place. I offer you an adult beverage and insist you finish the entire thing while I "freshen up". When I return, I find you the size of a thumb and that's when I admit to putting a shrinking potion in your adult beverage. I then inform you that you aren't really my date. You're my DINNER. After humiliating you for thinking we are going to hook up, I pick you up and swallow you whole. I then open up my phone to find my next unsuspecting victim on Tinder, but am abruptly interrupted by a strange sensation in my belly. It seems the potion wore off. You've become regular sized IN MY BELLY! Doesn't stop me though. I'm still going to digest you, it will just take a little longer. Now back to Tinder...