Stop your whining. I heard you the first time. “I’m going to be a big boy today! I don’t need a diaper!” So you say, but I have my doubts. After all, if there’s anyone in this world who knows how immature and incapable you are, it’s Step-Mommy. But if you still insist you know better… Fine. Prove to me that you can be a big boy. Do you know one thing that separates good big boys from pathetic little ones? Stamina. I’m going to jerk your silly cocklet nice and hard, and if you can last a full…hm, let’s say two minutes, then maybe I’ll think about letting you go diaperless today. If you can’t last that long, then you’re clearly still a widdle bb and will be treated as such.