Art imitates life, or some AWESOME version of it from NovaPatra’s deviant parallel Universe, in her latest release “Uber Driver Gets ‘Em to Eat Pussy 4 Ride”. Here, two perfect coeds of the Asian Persuasion uber to a remote mountaintop for a Class 2 hike….at dusk…..in the rain!
Utterly unprepared for the elements, hypothermia becomes the least of our scantily clad heroines concerns as they quickly find themselves stranded without cellphone reception. Their ONLY HOPE for Survival is the driver that got them into this mess in the first place! Oh for god’s sake, I have a VERY BAD feeling about this R2…!!! [Reviewer’s Note -- It s at this point that I am compelled to pause the Vid and Google the question, “How does Uber screen their Driver’s for Psychopathy?”…thanks A LOT Lake!!!…Question answered, I pet my cat exactly five times on each side; wash my hands for precisely 36 seconds; and take 12 equal steps back to the vid…]
To my immense relief and satisfaction, this Uber driver IS NOT an ax murderer after all. He just gets really horny and amazingly intuitive when he’s stoned. He spidey senses the latent sexual tension between these “bffs”. Now, it becomes his UNIVERSAL DUTY to liberate our fair maidens from their repressive bonds. Easing their inevitable post-coital tristesse (PCT), the lecherous Lancelot poses this Faustian bargain – Cunnilingus to get the FUCK off this mountain and back to civilization!!!
Now Viewer, it s TIME to grab your favorite bottle of WickedSensuals flavored lube and turn the music up loud [For this one, I recommend Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”] and BUY this VID!!!
Story aside, the Cinematography ALONE – with the one and only @NovaPatra squishing the ravishing @misslouisecb in SUPER HD in the backseat of an UberBLACK with the windows fogging up on the side of a deserted mountain road as the sun sets during a torrential rain – is WORTH the price of admission!!! FIVE HAPPY to be ALIVE STARS!!!