It's your first day at work and we're sharing an office together. Out of superstition, I always change my clothes part way through the day. Since it's OUR office, it would be rude to kick you out, so you can just stay while I do it. I hope you don't mind. I take my clothes fully off in front of you and tell you to look at my body closely. This way we can get all of the awkwardness out of the way. I then get dressed again.