Ugh, did I have too many cups of strong office coffee? My head feels like I have been banging it against the wall, ugh. Anyway, where am I all of a sudden - middle of the strange woods? Oh no... the Sun is about to set and the change must happen now... The transformation begins, I can tell - the fur is sprouting under my neat gray office blazer, I'm gaining new strength and power I hadn't before.. Rip that dress and flex my horny, very hairy Queen KONG glory - the forest is now under my command, no one shall pass!
