It's been so long since I've seen you, but I couldn't have possibly imagined you'd end up like this... Married to a sweet beautiful woman, with a huge house, stable job... Remember all the wild times we used to have? Don't you miss it? Let's have another go, right on this table while she washes the dishes in the other room. Don't worry, she won't hear us! What do you say? For old times sake?