I've never been very SIMPathetic human, but I've always been a hot, bratty & demanding human. I was going to come here and sell you cookies, but I no longer want want a couple bills from you, I want your whole fucking wallet. Thats right! hand over your wallet now! You've had complete control of your life until the very moment when you met me. And now I'm going to drain your wallet & balls for everything you have! By the time I'm done with you, you'll be in complete financial ruin. You're welcome :)