You’ve really got the hots for me, don’t you? Of course you do! Who wouldn’t want me? I’m a sexy, popular cheerleader. All the girls want to be me and all the boys want to fuck me. You poor thing! I would never, ever consider dating a loser like you. You really are a total nobody. Then again, I might be able to find a use for you. Maybe I can keep you as my personal pet! Would you like that? You’ll have to do everything I say, no matter how painful or humiliating…