You adore my ass. It's understandable. My ass is perfect! It's so lush, round and thick. My generous curves and silky skin are beyond comprehension. All you want to do is fall to your knees and worship. Alas, you aren't worthy. Men have emptied their bank accounts and given up their lives in order to kiss my glorious ass. What could you possibly offer me? You know, perhaps there is a way for you to get close to my ass - but it's going to be truly filthy. You're going to have to devote yourself to living as my toilet. You will eat my excrement and sip my golden nectar every single day. It will be foul, disgusting, and degrading, but at least you'll get to touch my ass, right?