You show up at my office looking for help. Your hair is completely soaked, swirled up at the top and smelling a bit like piss from the swirly you just received. The legholes of your tighty-whities are stretched over your shoulders, keeping your shamefully stained underwear on display for everyone to see from the extended squeaky-clean wedgie the jocks had given you that morning... am I going to punish them for doing it or you for telling on them! The ULTIMATE wedgie verbal humiliation clip.